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im going to cry i just accidentally texted my mom really explicit onceler porn instead of a picture of my dog
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in school
| me: | can we not |
|---|---|
| me: | how about no |
| me: | i cant |
| me: | i quit |
| me: | we never learned this |
| me: | WALK FUCKING FASTER BEFORE I FUCKING HURT YOU |
| me: | ew stop talking |
| me: | whats the date |
| me: | is it friday yet |
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